Ok, so I dunno how up to lolspeak everyone is, but CEILING CAT is a bit of a phenom. (Actually, the lol-world has rewritten the bible entirely to explain the CEILING CAT...google it)
Well, this just in. My friend Conor, who works at a respected publisher whose name I shall not release, has ceiling cats.
At work.
Working on a middle floor of one of the largest buildings in New York City, somehow his place of occupation has managed to get stray cats in the ceiling. He can tell this because "there has been meowing in all different corners", and according to his reports, the girls in his office have removed the ceiling tiles and put cat food and water up there, which has been consumed. Somehow, New York City cats have made it to the interior of a rather tall building and are now annoying hapless publishers.
Apparently the ASPCA has been notified of the issue and his workplace will soon be decatted, but until then, the meowing will not cease.
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